By K.J. Cardinal
Anna was just walking around the house pushing Dora in a stroller and came over to me and said, "Daddy, can Dora have a dollar to get some snacks?"
Naturally, I grabbed my wallet and gave Anna a dollar so she could get Dora some snacks. I mean, we can't have Anna's dolls going hungry, can we?
I'm sure the Founding Father of our nation would be proud that kids these days think he looks like an old lady.
You just can't make this stuff up.